water polo
Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally
instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to
shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And
just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.
water polo
by zookimer on Apr 24, 2011 01:43:08
Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard
yellow ball and trying to drown the other team.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out
goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside
5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.
water polo
by M to the arina on Jan 13, 2006 08:33:22
a
mad hard sport, takes skill and a really hot body. very popular in
greenwich, ct or california. even thought polo players are stoners any girl wants them because they r just so ridiculously good looking. oh and water polo guys come with
water polo hair...oh yeah
water polo
by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia on Jul 06, 2015 11:35:43
Played just like normal
polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players.
Polo shirts required. Obtain points by
drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.
water polo
by Andy Hopkins on Dec 05, 2004 07:17:41
played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a
woggle"
Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their
meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.
Example:
1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been
sucked out!
4)Oh dear my
toggs have been torn off in a
frenzied tackle, gather round lads!
water polo
by lil steve_o on Nov 24, 2007 03:10:18
the gayest sport on earth, in which fags get in a pool and
splash each other with water, while wearing
speedos and
tossing around a ball with one hand while playing pocket poolwith the other
Example:
he was straight until he joined the water
polo team.
now look at him. he listens to
techno now.
water polo
by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia on Jul 06, 2015 11:33:59
Played just like normal
polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players.
Polo shirts required. Obtain points by
drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.
Water Polo
by Book'em Dan-0 on Feb 16, 2004 07:56:57
The best sport in the world. Consisting of seven players per team. played like soccer/football in the water using only one hand at a time to handle the ball. Points recorded in scoring of a goal. Played in a 30 meter pool,
4 quarters with a duration of 7 minutes per quarter. Ball is the size of a volleyball and yellow. Also referred to as
H20 Polo. First
olympic team sport.
Water Polo
by Animal on Aug 29, 2004 23:59:55
The most physically and mentally challenging sport on Earth. Constant swimming keeps the body
in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. Water Polo
in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. The
synergy of the physical and mental aspects of Water Polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world.
Water Polo
by Soccerplayer_showtunes on Jan 17, 2019 11:00:13
Example:
Man, I wish life were like
water polo. Try to kill someone and
get sent to the ejection
box for 20 seconds.