weekend

The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work. Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.



weekend
Period from Thursday afternoon to Monday night during which excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed in attempt to forget the previous four days.
Example:
Random co-worker: What are you doing this weekend?

Billy: Nothing, just relaxing.
(thinking): I'm going to get drunk off of Bacardi and Vodka, then smoke a joint and hook up with my girlfriend's best friend. I'll come in on Monday drunk and high, make bee line for my cube, then just stare into space for several hours while listening to Jethro Tull. After that I'll contemplate quitting for a while, then play solitare till its time to leave.


weekend
The flying time that students grasp for, but can barely hold on to when they get it, resulting in the next week.
Most of the time, the kids on the weekend will waste their time playing video games, watching videos, or more rarely, studying. By the time Sunday nights come, most students are depressed and are worrying about how their homework is not done, procrastinating instead of actually doing it.
Example:
Every Kid: "Cool! I just got a new (Insert object name here)! I should probably do my homework though... What are we going to do this week? Will the teacher get mad when she sees my unfinished homework?"
Random other kid that broke in apparently: "Dude, it's 11:18 pm. You still haven't done any homework this weekend. You've been wasting your time playing (insert game title here). Stop procrastinating."


Weekenditis
What one who works a full-time job will catch at a certain point in the week where they are no longer willing to do work in anticipation to the upcoming weekend; similar to the more popular 'senioritis' often found in high schools.
Example:
On Thursday afternoon Stacy threw down her work and said "I'm done, I'm not doing anymore, I've got a severe case of weekenditis," as she strolled off to the break room for an undetermined amount of time.


weekender
a significant other who only comes around for the weekends. you barely see them during the week. they tend to disappear when you try to make plans during the week.
Example:
janet ( on a monday night) : oh, beth where's chris?

beth: oh i dont know. he only comes around on the weekends.

janet: oh he's a weekender.......


Weekenders
The weekenders was a cool show on the popular TV channel Toon Disney. It is about 4 friends and how they spend their weekends (the only thing everyone looks foward to about being in school). Tino, Lor, Carver, and Tish have some wacky adventures on their weekends which include anything but school. The show hardly ever meantions school. Each episode starts Friday after school and ends Sunday.
Example:
Girl: Dude, did you see that new episode of The Weekenders? It totally rocked my world!
Guy: Yeah, I wish we had wacky adventures on the weekends!


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