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what if

when you cant stop thinking about so many different possibilities of an event, either good or bad; what you ask yourself when you are insecure

what if

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. on Nov 05, 2004 04:39:21

the thing that people with other thongs say. like what if I had green feet? would that rule, or would that rule? in fact, I think as a subjective it would have to rule more than ruling itself. Being the secondary subjective to the first, then I would have to say that having green feet would rule more than ruling would rule if it were ruling itself's rules.

Confused? You should be.

Example:
Mary went to the store and said "what if I walked into traffic blindly?"

This word rules. Also, if you hadn't guessed by now (if you haven't you are scum and an imbecile), I am better than you, and I rule.

what the what

by Blue baby boi jace on Mar 04, 2019 06:36:19

A popular phrase used by gumball in the TV kids show "the amazing world of gumball".

Example:
What the what, how'd you do that

what-what?

by Linton on Feb 16, 2004 23:32:31

Very old-fasioned upper-class British expression seeking agreement with whatever you've just said. Similar to "don't you think?"

Example:
She's a fine piece of totty, what-what?

What the What?

by buckedchuck on Jul 09, 2009 00:21:46

Play on what the hell or WTF. Apparently coined by Tina Fey's Liz Lemon character on the tv sitcom 30 Rock. Somewhat sarcastic poke at tv language censor dubbing where over-dubbed audio often uses lame alternatives the actual swear word. What the fuck you motherfucker would be dubbed "What the frick you motherlover?!?"

Example:
Dude1: I just heard Michael Jackson died, Farrah Fawcett died and China blocked Twitter and Facebook. Too much! I can't believe it!
Dude2: Whao, what the what?!

What what

by Josh, Kevin, Durfs on Sep 04, 2005 10:36:53

A signal of comradery given among gangstaz to symbolize brotherhood. That is, not to exclude womyn either.

Example:
Chant:
"Lab AB!"
"What what!"
"AB"
"what what"
ect...

what what

by sweetness-and-light on May 18, 2007 03:48:08

phrase made popular by rapper Noreaga or NORE. it can be used as a greeting like what up. or in a fight when you win, then get up in that bitches face and be like, what what!

Example:
what what homes! thizz is what it is

what what

by A Frost on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

when you want to do it in the butt.

Example:
i said what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, lets do it in the butt, OK.

what what

by winz69 on Feb 25, 2020 03:28:24

A what what is a person who makes you wanna scrap them and say 'what' to them. A what what is an annoying prick who pisses you off daily.

Example:
Look at him, he's such a what what

what-what?

by stonecoldjake on May 26, 2004 11:13:56

used to annoyingly point out when you are better than someone.

Example:
i got a 77 on that test, what-what!

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