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where was i

A statement or utterance in the form of a rhetorical question made when one comes to the realization that either: 1. You were not invited to an event or party or 2. You do not REMEMEBER you were AT an event or party (sometimes in reference to partying too much)

where was I

by Frankie1969 on Mar 03, 2010 05:15:25

An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.

Example:
"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"

Where am I

by Blackstump on Nov 14, 2003 11:31:23

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

Example:
*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

Where Am I Guy

by Absolute_Darkness on May 13, 2015 22:23:09

Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!

Example:
Person1: Who's that confused looking guy?
Person2: That's the Where Am I Guy

Where am I GOING, CARL?!

by That Was Awesome. on Sep 05, 2011 07:31:49

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.

Example:
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!

Where the fuck i am

by beefyrod on Mar 11, 2020 04:25:16

A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map

Example:
Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!

get in where i fit in

by Randomidous® on Oct 10, 2005 04:16:40

a phrase meaning literally -- Im just trying to do MY thang - usually seeking empathy from another person or person(s) or attempting to justify one's actions or words. see also: I'm just trying to handle my biz, minding my biz.

Example:
Girl: I saw you at church the other day acting a fool.
Dude: Just tryna get in where I fit in.

where I come from

by Carl Willis on Sep 02, 2004 15:38:52

Cliche phrase. Used as preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life, ostensibly to add validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."

Example:
"Where I come from, a nigga's rich if he can slang a 20 rock every week. So dontchoo be calling yoself PO', white boah!"

Don't Shit Where I Eat

by Haleys Comments on Jun 02, 2006 09:04:00

This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.

The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).

Example:
Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.

Lick me where I shit

by allbad on Jun 23, 2005 08:54:29

Another way of telling someone they can f-off

Example:
If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.

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