white Christmas

When you have a wet dream on christmas eve and wake up on christmas day to a "white" christmas



White Christmas
When a male ejaculates in the air above his partners' head, allowing gravity to let the sperm fall on the head, lashes and shoulders of his partner like fresh snow.
Example:
I hate it when my boyfriend gives me a White Christmas 'cause it always gets in my eye!


White Christmas
Getting high and fucking the turkey in front of your whole family while the Christmas tree is in your ass and the whole thing is being live-streamed.
Example:
Person 1: Hey what you doing for Christmas this year?
Person 2: Probably just the annual White Christmas for me.
Person 1: Niiiice


White Christmas
When a female (or male) partner who has allowed the semen or their partner (or multiple others if done at a group event) to dry on their bodies - stands above their sexual partner and flicks off the white flakes of semen onto their body.
Example:
Jennifer gave Mike a White Christmas when they got home from the orgy.


White Christmas
On Christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to cum. Right before you cum you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ''White Christmas'' as you cum on their face.
Example:
By the time I was done giving her a steamy "White Christmas,'' I was singing to her "And may all your Christmases be white.''


White Christmas
A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
Example:
I've been wet-dreaming of a White Christmas. I wonder what I got for a stocking stuffer!?


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