wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.



wife
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
Example:
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.


wife
A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.
Example:
"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.


wife
The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.
Example:
I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.


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