with my cousin
The excuse someone makes when someone does
not want to do something with other people but does not want to
admit it.
My cousin Throckmorton
by Sumdum fuk on Apr 29, 2020 02:32:15
"and then my cousin got murdered..."
by Marilyn Beale on Apr 29, 2009 04:48:22
The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "
And then I found five dollars."
Originated from an entry on www.
fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A
sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Example:
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed
my shoe was
untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit!
Tell me more!?"
Then My Cousin Got Murdered
by chunkylover86 on Apr 29, 2009 05:47:00
"
Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize
is lame as hell.
The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."
I fucked my cousin
by Grandma Cum Fountain on Dec 12, 2018 23:44:01
my cousin got it for me
by Sean John 89 on Aug 06, 2010 11:02:48
You would fuck the shit out of my cousin
by Gzoom on Mar 09, 2016 06:47:11
I need feedback but is my step cousin name Qiara Tan?
by syafinaz confirms that? on Nov 03, 2023 19:23:26
My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum
by syafinaz? on Oct 12, 2023 07:04:15
My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum
Example:
My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
by syafinaz? on Oct 22, 2023 19:34:55