with my cousin

The excuse someone makes when someone does not want to do something with other people but does not want to admit it.



"and then my cousin got murdered..."
The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Example:
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"


Then My Cousin Got Murdered
"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."
Example:
Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!


My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum
My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum
Example:
My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum


Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Example:
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.


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