woke up

The worst feeling ever



Woked up
The feeling one gets when they have an SJW epiphany and become extremely overzealous about spreading their wokeness. As in "worked up" for woke people.
Example:
"Did you hear about Suzie going nuts on that guy who made a joke about that tranny?"

"Yeah! She was getting really woked up about it!"


And then you woke up
An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.
Example:

Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.


Woke up in the ghetto
Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.
Example:
Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.


woke up stupid
An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.
Example:
Boss: Jim, you were late for work and now you can't seem to get things together. What is the matter with you?

Jim: Sorry boss, I've been having kind of an off day. I guess I woke up stupid this morning.

Boss: Well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!

demonstration purposes only. It is not recommended to use this term in any professional capacity, as it may lead to an overall perception of incompetence. Safest usage is among friends.>


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