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Woked up

by MmFooFoo on Feb 14, 2019 20:36:08

The feeling one gets when they have an SJW epiphany and become extremely overzealous about spreading their wokeness. As in "worked up" for woke people.

Example:
"Did you hear about Suzie going nuts on that guy who made a joke about that tranny?"

"Yeah! She was getting really woked up about it!"

Woke up

by Kuehlstein on Dec 29, 2017 08:02:25

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.

Example:
She finally woke up

and then you woke up

by Queen Sparky on Jul 23, 2011 07:56:20

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Example:
Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

woke up with wood

by Avram Fawcett on Jun 03, 2006 10:30:36

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."

Example:
I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!

And then you woke up

by AceFreshhh on Apr 08, 2009 17:17:51

An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.

Example:

Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.

Woke Up Hungry

by Eaton Holgoode on Feb 24, 2017 20:43:00

Waking up in the wee morning hours aching for sex.

Example:
Dude you are late for work again.

I know braaaahhh. My girl woke up hungry. Had to hit it.

Excused!

Woke up in the ghetto

by 1364gds on Feb 12, 2014 18:53:33

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.

Example:
Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.

and then you woke up

by adrianna on Jun 23, 2004 08:38:53

A way of saying you're dreaming

Example:
This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."

woke up stupid

by rawkr on Jul 29, 2010 18:58:43

An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.

Example:
Boss: Jim, you were late for work and now you can't seem to get things together. What is the matter with you?

Jim: Sorry boss, I've been having kind of an off day. I guess I woke up stupid this morning.

Boss: Well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!

demonstration purposes only. It is not recommended to use this term in any professional capacity, as it may lead to an overall perception of incompetence. Safest usage is among friends.>

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