woodwinds
by BilboBaggins on Jan 09, 2004 04:34:52
Fags who aren't cool enough to play
brass instruments. Also, the air that moves across
your cock when a chick is giving you that oh-so-special present.
woodwinds
by Xizor on Nov 26, 2007 05:22:19
a family of instruments that have no place in a
marching band.
Usually are the most immature in a marching band.
They do however have some importance during
concert season (when the awesome
brass players aren't playing).
Example:
Person 1: Wow, that band sucks!
Person 2: It's not their fault, they just have too many woodwinds. Good bands should only have
brass and
percussion. I mean... look at
Drum Corps.
Woodwinds
by Alice will Appear on Nov 21, 2010 07:17:18
A grouping of instruments including the
clarinets, flutes, and saxophones. They are the butt of many jokes in marching band, but off the field they kick any
brass ass any day. Also a stereotype.
They are seen as the more mature bunch in band, and generally move in small packs or groups. They are friends with the colour guard, and have a higher count of females generally. Also seen as hardworking by the directors, the woodwind section leader is generally a lot tougher on their people, as their instruments are as naturally as obnoxiously loud as the brass (With the exception of Piccolo.) They are the first to memorize their drill, and leave goofing off to outside rehearsal, or at least are clever enough not to get caught.
After marching season, they are the heart and soul of
the Wind Ensemble.
Example:
"Woodwind women and brass boys, pick up your music, and set down your toys."
"LAWLZ. YOU ARE WOODWINDS. YOU PLAY SOFTLY. YOU SUCK!"
-Trumpet player, at the beginning of marching season.
"You outplayed us in band today. It's not fair! We have thirty second notes."
-The same trumpet player, a week into
wind ensemble.
(Please note that second and third trumpets and third
clarinets often play the same part. The same applies for first
cornet and second clarinet. First clarinet plays with the flutes and, occasionally, the first trumpet.)
Woodwinds
by Woodwind5 on Jan 20, 2012 10:10:13
Woodwinds are the gods of the musical world. One does
not mess with the
woodwinds. Because they are too awesome to be bothered with non-woodwind stupidity. They are the best section in a marching band, and enjoy mocking
the trumpet section for being so terrible. The woodwinds can usually be found being awesome, anywhere you look.
Example:
"Look at that
trumpet player, messing everything up." "Yeah, it would be so much better if he was a
woodwind."
"
Woodwinds are gods. Don't mess with the
woodwinds." Why not? I thought that-" (vanishes from existance from questioning the woodwinds god-like authority.)