A person whom excels in making an embarrassment of oneself, usually in front of a large public audience.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du
monde” or “
campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
Example:
“Hey Pierre, use the ladle to scoop out the soup from the pot, and pour it in my bowl” *Pierre drops the soup all over the table* “Champione du
monde!!” *excessive clapping*
*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*
“Gino, pass the ball back to the
goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il
campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*
“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”