worst ever

In 99% of the cases you'll hear or read these words it's just hyperbole. The use of them can be attributed to:a) fan rage;b) 'cool' behaviour by virtue of being anonymous on the internet;c) trollish behaviour (just wanting to stir up things);d) Cries for attention by making bold statements.



Worst President Ever
It Rhymes with Mush, and you don't like it on women.

Oh, and..
The Canadian guy above me is a complete retard and needs to re-read his "history book". I'm a 9th grader in America, and just finished reading about the Civil War. Aberham Lincoln was in office when the Civil War began dumbass. And the Civil War wasn't something that killed thousands of Americans for no purpose, dumbass. It was to free, slaves and to re-unite the united states, dumbass. So before you start running your mouth, maybe you should re-read some of your books, a?
Example:
Worst President Ever
9/11
Iraq War
Economy...Need I Say More?


worst band ever
ashlee simpson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Example:
she blows dogs for quarters


worst pain ever
Trigeminal Neuralgia, a condition in which it feels very much as though one's face is simultaneous being jabbed with many needles and being crushed to a pulp while being ripped off along one (or if one's exceedingly unfortunate, both) sides while one's eyeballs are being pumped to the point of searing, throbbing explosion from behind and one's teeth on that side all seem to have advanced to a state of crumbly, black pulp-mangling decay.
Example:
Joanne (curled up in a fetal ball and clutching the right side of her face with twitching fingers): I can't stand it... it's the worst pain ever!

Ben: Worse than your last little girl?

Joanne: ... that pain didn't even register, compared to this.


worst pain ever
This sensation is best experienced by using the following method:

For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.

For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.
Example:
Dave: "Ready Tom?"
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"

Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".


Worst Friend Ever
Someone who won't go to a wedding if it isn't open bar.
Example:
Lynna: Is Kyle going to Lindsey's wedding?

Seth: He would literally skip a friends wedding if it wasnt open bar. Shallow.

Lynna: Man, he is the worst friend ever


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