woulda
woulda coulda shoulda
Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.
It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.
It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."
Example:
Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.
Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.
shoulda coulda woulda
Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.
Example:
"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."
"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."
shoulda woulda coulda
having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later; usually used when someone is saying to the person who missed the opportunity.
Shoulda Coulda Woulda
I Woulda Told It
Example:
"Ya know... once you go black you never go back."
"Well before you try to fuck Jacob... you should probably get a few under your belt."
"Yeah... I woulda told it!"
"Ya know... once you go black you never go back."
"Well before you try to fuck Jacob... you should probably get a few under your belt."
"Yeah... I woulda told it!"
NBA woulda counted it
Example:
(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.
(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.
you woulda thought tho
Example:
Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO
Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO