yoda
by jakrel on May 29, 2005 09:53:33
yoda
by Alfred F. on Apr 24, 2007 13:21:38
Along with
R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things
George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars
trilogy.
Example:
A: Did you see
Yoda go
berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to
emo loser...oh, my poor childhood...
yoda
by Jedi Master Luna on Feb 01, 2006 18:29:17
The most powerful and wise
Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good
900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.
Yoda=Kick ass.
Example:
Yoda:
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by
my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must
feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.