you absolute

You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.



You Absolute Heap!
The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
Example:
You Absolute Heap!


You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you
Example:
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"


Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts
One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Example:
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after


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