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you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.In a two options situation:Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

i choose you pikachu

by skydawg159 on Aug 05, 2006 15:04:32

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

Example:
"I choose you pikachu!"

i choose you off

by sneakystevep on Nov 04, 2017 16:14:35

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

Example:
hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

I choose you pikachu!

by dominatrixxx on Apr 11, 2011 05:30:06

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

Although usually one addresses the pokemon first, this phrase has been adapted in modern culture.

Example:
"I choose you pikachu!"

Donald: 1
Mariana: 5million

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

by logao on Nov 05, 2018 01:59:23

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

Example:
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

you choose

by Stupid Af on Jul 25, 2021 07:35:23

When you say something but you want to let the person hearing what you said decide what to use the definition as in one of those moments where the thing you say can be useful.

Example:
Dave: So it can mean changing the color of something, or to stop living. You choose.

You have to choose a side!

by Hym Iam on Aug 12, 2023 01:49:39

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Example:
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

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