you don't even know

Phrase used when expressing extreme distrust, angst, and revolt.



You don't even know
Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.
Example:
"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"


You don't even know
Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.
Example:
'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''

''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''


You don't even know
when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.
Example:
mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!

other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.

mean guy: stupid retard!!

other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!

mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!

other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*


You don't even know
A catch-prashe/slang used by dumb kids who don't know how to express themselves any better.
Example:
The hispanic girl on MTV's NEXT kept saying "you don't even knowwww what I'm going to do" and "you don't even knowwww me". But sadly, she didn't even knowwww what she was trying to articulate.


you don't even know me
The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.

This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.

Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.

In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:

1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or

2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).

However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
Example:
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"


You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor
What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.
Example:
"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker


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