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your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.



Shave Your Pet
An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Example:
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."

Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"


your pet a sket
the WORST insult EVER according to date, if used every planet explodes
Example:
1-yourm mom gay
2-your dad a lesbian
1-your granny tranny
2-your grandpap a trap
1-your sister a mister
2-your brother a mother
1- i will say it
2-i dare you
1-y-your pet a SKET
*LITELARRY EVERY PLANET FUCKING EXPLODES AND EVERY ONE ON EARTH DIES*


shave your pet
The act of shaving a hariy, submissive and bound up persons anus in order to make anal sex easier
Example:
"Drake's ass was hairy so james could not enjoy his bound anus. James immedeatly had to shave your pet in order to enjoy his submissive bitch"


Your pet Toad is on easy mode
Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.
Example:
John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.


Pet your dog!
A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.
Example:
You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!


Lemme pet your squirrel
'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.
Example:
As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".


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