1. for openminded people = Paradise


2. for closeminded assholes = Place young blonde Americans goes to get killed.

Aruba is a 33-kilometer-long (20 mi) island of the Lesser Antilles in the southern Caribbean Sea, located 27 km (17 mi) north of the coast of Venezuela. Together with Bonaire and Curaçao, it forms a group referred to as the ABC islands of the Leeward Antilles.

Aruba could be referred as paradise, it's very peaceful and it comes awake at night ! It's low in crime rate and burglary.

Isn't it ironic how you can search on google 'Aruba' and you come across these pictures of the American tourist who disappeared there but when you look up 'The Us' you don't come across the pictures of the girls who got raped and the pictures of people who get murdered and robbed every day?

I mean, how can you say, I'm never going to Aruba because Americans disappear there and it's dangerous, when you're walking on grounds where worse things happen?

Now, I'm not saying that murders don't occur in Aruba, but definitely, much, much less than in the Us, and you know that too.

Aruba has great malls, great people, almost everyone speaks english, And they're all very friendly, we get treated very well. You see how much the locals love their own island. Their first language is Papiaments but so to speak they're Dutch, everyone who was born and raised there knows perfect Dutch and the teenagers there speak a lot of english, very fluently.

I would say Aruba is kind of like Cali, but more like Miami, considering that Aruba has many latino's as residents there.

Aruba truly is wonderful.

Aruba deez nuts.

Where teenage girls from Alabama go to die

hevan, a place with no drinking age or restrictions where yuo can fuck and blaze and do all that shit that yuo want to and its fucking awesome. i love aruba a whole fucking lot its infuckingcredible.

Worst place in the world to live. Culture sucks. Only vacation is nice.

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.

An inability to fully enjoy a vacation or a scenic destination due to the absence of one's partner. Commonly happens to individuals traveling alone in resort destinations aimed at couples, such as Aruba or Fiji.

The inability to fully enjoy a vacation or scenic destination due to the absence of one's significant other. Commonly experienced by individuals who are in love.