Cocoa Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Cocoa

The best drink ever.Like heated chocolate milk, but with more love.

Cocoa

by Proud Polish Princess on Apr 21, 2011 12:05:23

A fun-loving little person a big heart! Sometimes possess gremlin-like qualities. Enjoys sweatpants. Proud teen mom with a baby girl named Chloe. Makes random sounds. Frequently uses a step stool. SAVOURY. Enjoys consuming her first name. Stares. Wears socks and sandals (so Italian). Crazy soccer player. Speed Demon. Country gal. Likes to sniff people. Also referred to as Cocoa Bean, Cocoa Puff, and Ponyboy

Example:
I love fun-sized things, they're so Cocoa

Cocoa

by Dwizzle Icecowld on Nov 12, 2018 08:24:11

Drizzleicecold’s real puppy, Sidekick and part of the Snowball empire, Cocoa is Snowballs Best friend, Cocoa has regeneration powers and Super Strength...she can also fly, SUPER COCOA

Example:
Cocoa is a cute puppy

Cocoa

by Slcf on Oct 12, 2018 10:58:17

A “street term” used for cocaine. Usually used by attorneys in e-mails.

Example:
What was the mother’s drug of choice? Cocoa?

Cocoa

by Auntienum1 on Jul 17, 2018 13:45:03

The perfect angel of a baby that is able to easily express her moods thru facial expressions and sounds. She is able to show her loving side thru smiles and kisses however if she is unhappy - she will use her bulldog face. She intimidates many but chooses to be direct and it works for her. She will continue to thrive and grow into a superb and opinionated ittle human and eventually a force to be reckoned with. ***She prefers small hair accessories in lieu of extremely large ones***

Example:
Every parent hopes to have a baby that is cocoa.

cocoa

by alexjrny on Jan 23, 2008 03:36:50

A person or thing that is smooth or rich. Similar to phat, "the shit" and "the bomb".

Example:
that watch jane has on is cocoa!

you can't get with her, she is too cocoa for you.

cocoa

by Co Co Ballz on Feb 02, 2013 01:02:29

a general term used for the male genetalia.

Example:
WHoa jed, his cocoa hung low!!!

cocoa

by cocoaisafatass on Oct 11, 2023 02:25:32

Cocoa is my dog and she’s a fucking bitch she’s also fat as fuck and doesn’t stop eating like bro save some for the other dogs 💀

Example:
“cocoa stop fucking eating fat pig”

cocoa

by bengamin knack on May 14, 2008 02:03:48

a small worthless dog that is stupid stuck up and not as awesome as any other dog

Example:
that dogs a cocoa hes not as good as blazer

The Cocoa Scale

by i-ain on May 31, 2009 09:10:16

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

Example:
The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

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