Evans

One that is pro or professional. Sometimes someone that is "gudo" and many noobs look up to him



Evans
Persuading people to do something they don't want to do, then when they finally get into it, fuck off and leave them to do it by themselves.
Example:
"Dude, you hear about Alex last night? He told his friends he wanted to go out, got them drunk and then went to bed"
"Yeah, he totally pulled an Evans".


Evans
Some Asian kid
Example:
Evans is a pussy


Evans
An underground tree which blooms once every decade. Only the Evans moth feeds off the nectar. It has brown flowers
Example:
The fish swam into a cave until it was out of water and dying. Its last view was at the beautiful evans tree.


Evans
Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.

Prone to making bets he can't win.

Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.
Example:
Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.

Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.

Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.

********************************

Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*

Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.

*********************************

Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.

Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.

Guy 3: Yeah, totally.

Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.


Evans
Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.
Example:
Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!
"That dude is an evans."
"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".


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