Klingon
by Captain Tereth on May 28, 2005 07:10:06
An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as
tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the
Negh'Var class battleship
IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.
Klingon
by Vanity Valentine on Jul 05, 2011 23:38:23
A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or
get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "
just friends" . A
clingy individual.
Klingons
by Skinupman on Nov 22, 2004 12:14:25
Klingons.
Singular : Klingon.
Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal
follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "
klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.
Worf: A very large "klingon".
Example:
John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal
examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "
klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed"
said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John
klingon
by LudwigVan on Dec 19, 2003 21:43:42
An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language,
tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (
conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and
Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.
Klingons
by Mark H on Oct 06, 2004 09:47:56
1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny
globs of shit that
cling on(hence that's why they are called "
klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
Example:
What do
the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle
Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since
February 2004.