Mariokart Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Mariokart

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.

mariokart

by can't touch yoshi on Mar 17, 2009 05:12:27

the best game ever invented.

Example:
i can own you in mariokart.

MarioKarting

by APH319 on Jul 18, 2018 09:16:14

A group of male friends, often bisexual, sliding around naked in a communal shower.

Example:
Man 1: Man did you hear all the ruckus from the males bathroom last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah, haha, me and the boys were MarioKarting

mariokart

by Phanick on Nov 23, 2015 18:00:37

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.

Example:
Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart

by KappaManofTheYearAward2017LOL on Jun 05, 2017 20:26:24

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.

Example:
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

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