Sidecar

Similar to skiing but instead of jerking off two penises it is when a man jerks off himself while performing a reacharound on another man.



Sidecar
When you are out with a friend and a group of his friends, who you aren't well acquainted with. This put's you in the sidecar,(as in motorcycle sidecar) your friend is driving and you are awkwardly along for the ride. with nothing to control or keep you occupied... (beside your nerdy cell phone). And the subject of the group conversation turns to something you have no clue about, (Inside jokes, Old school/work stories) It's hard to look cool in the sidecar.
Example:
Man! I went to a party with Mike last night, there was a bunch of his old highschool buddies there.
Mike and his buddies started talking about their favorite rugby teams, I have no clue about rugby. I got put in the sidecar!


Sidecar
Some who takes advantage of, or rides the success or achievements of others to gain notoriety and advance their social or professional status.
Example:
"That prick Sidecar Roper, that half a man."

Vincent Gallo, in a 2004 Howard Stern interview, implying that Richard Roper would be a nobody if not for his working relationship with Roger Ebert.


sidecar
A cocktail invented around 1918 in either London or Paris. To make it, you take eight parts brandy or cognac, mix with two parts orange liqueur (Cointreau, Grand Marnier, or another triple sec), and one part lemon juice. To serve, you mix the ingredients in a shaker half-full with ice, then strain and serve in a sugar-rimmed glass, and finally garnish with a strip of lemon rind. You can also use vodka, bourbon, or gin in place of the brandy and/or cognac
Example:
Man, the bartender at that restaurant made the best damn sidecar I ever had.


sidecar
Anyone who is in a relationship/partnership who is clearly not wearing the metaphorical trousers, or in more extreme cases, only worked with/dated by the other for superficial reasons I.E - money or looks, and while everyone else can see this, they cannot.
Example:
Good looking woman walks into a crowded bar and pushes her way to the front, and without asking the small nerdy guy on HER arm what he wants, she orders the drinks.

ONLOOKER 1: "woah check out that blonde!"
ONLOOKER 2: "...check out the sidecar"


Philadelphia sidecar
When one engages in coitus with a colostomy stoma, using the stoma as a site of entry for a cock or some other pleasurable instrument.
Example:
The philadelphia sidecar I got from Tom last night nearly perforated my bowel!


philly sidecar
Ostomy sex. The act of putting a penis into an ostomy site, be it a colostomy, ileostomy, etc., for intercourse. Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts.
Example:
You didn't know Gilman was into Philly sidecars? Where do you think he picked up smoking?


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