Skeet
Repost this you degenerates ! LOL"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.Skeet
to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.
Skeet
Skeet
Example:
"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?"
"Yeah, nigga"
"So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"
"I was throat fuckin this trick hoe, right, right?"
"Yeah, nigga"
"So's I whips it out and skeets on her face like 'bitch, this aint biology but here's some DNA'"
Skeet
Skeet
Skeet
(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.
(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
Example:
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."
"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."
"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
Skeet
Skeet
After sex (or masterbation) when you ejaculate or when sexual fliuds shoot out of your body at increble speeds...you would then experience a brief euphoria.
Example:
The word skeet was actually originated by Jay-Z
Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"
The word skeet was actually originated by Jay-Z
Jay-Z "I came in ya bentley backseat, skeeted in your jeep and left condoms on the baby seat"