A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.

The absolute worst town in Pennsylvanias lehigh County this town has a shitty school with a bunch of either rednecks, white bitches, or wannabe gang bangers. Slatington has a 300lb legless woman that zips around on a moped. This garbage town has a pretty decent football team but that doesn't make up for the copious amounts of heroin addicts. The only thing to do in slatington is honestly just off yourself at that point because it's just not worth living in this hic town. Homeless pedophiles are abundant in this terrible small town. The only thing to do here is go to turkey hill and overdose on the crack that the junkie gave you.

town in Pennsylvania managed by old farmers and populated by them and other old people. Their hobbies are involved within the the town. Very close nit. They made an old tow path into a bike, horse riding and walking trail. Through there is alot of garbage in the creek and even smells bad like urine and feices. There were very old houses that were torn down that look like they before hand, were deer beds. If taking a strole through the town you may find the old people sitting outside and looking at what is really going on. Their electric system fails whenever there is a thunder storm while the streets flood immediately, and there are tons of patrolmen/women on hand to evacuate the townspeople to safety. There are a few really good restaurants here and there.

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it

A very big elite group of people that, against the law, follow or worship the KKK culture in Slatington, Pennsylvania. They are not afraid to hang out, think they can mind control and use use a victim that they will kill later on. So they will try to make the victim feel good so they can figure out a not so obviouspath of cannibalization. They will talk and use aprocess of communication that the victim has no access to. Their neighbors are New Jersians. If you are not Arian they will accept you as a slave intil they can figure out a punishment for you. If you are not arian they will provoke you and try to manipulate. They think they can mind control and do these things but they do not succeed since this is America after all. Sources of detective work and the secret government find everyone of the lazy fat pesky rats and they all receive the punishment they are willing to send.

To do crime but say someone else did it

The act of throwing your negative qualities around and pushing the blame on a random person you want to hurt.

Literally to rob someone at night and then tell everyone that they stole from you.

When inbreds ban together to pick a victim and act like animals throwing poop and peeing everywhere while fantasizing about how their victim was the squalid retarded one and not them.

To do something dirty and say someone else did it with embellishments.

To take your fantasies and twist them around as stories using someone you would like to rape as the person carrying them out.