Smithfield

Located in fayette county, pennsylvania. A real shit hole town that has one scuzzy bar that can't even serve cold beer because the fridge breaks down once a week. If you are from out of town, even if it is a few miles away you are the latest attraction. For a town of only 800 people, it has the densest population of sexual predators. The average I.Q. is around 90. Most of the people here have the blonde hair/blue eye bullshit because of inbreeding for generations.



smithfield
A filthy place untouchable in grot this place is an absolute no go for anyone living in Adelaide, Australia. Now if you thought Elizabeth was bad just keep driving past it the next suburb is called Smithfield and it literally is DANGEROUS!.

The near by Munno Para (another gritty neighborhood) shopping centre has quite a lot of people from Smithfield. i just dont understand how its so feral and dero. For the English viewers this is Chavsville EARTH!.
Going through here in a bus was a horrid experience EVERY SINGLE HOUSE has Budget Holden's (Australian made cars) There are mostly Holden Commodore's and then Mitsubishi's and Fords (again produced within Australia).

People hang in baggy jeans with teenage wifes and beanies. They all have mullets and do not shower instead they take there shirts off to let the breeze clean them. They have nothing to live for and are worse than asians they would not just stab you they'd fkn torcher u.
Example:
Smithfield dweller: dude did you know the FKN SNOWTOWN MURDEREDS ACTUALLY WERE MY FKN NEIGHBOURS!!!in Smithfield (based on a true story)
Common person: DUDE wtf have you lived there for like 15 years
Smithfield dweller: COZ ITS DAMN CHEAP!!

Smithfield Dweller: Did you know a damn Aboriginal actually put his hand through our kitchen window and FKN TOOK A GLASS AND FILLED IT WITH WATER ZOMFG WTF!!. (based on a true story AGAIN!!!)
Commoner: Dude WTF! what you do.
Smithfield dweller: "The fucker was Thirsty he came back that night, dad stayed awake just in case he filled a cup took some shit out of sink and legged it, dad chased but damn it must have been fkn Cathy Freeman or some shit."


smithfield, va
AKA smithvegas, Ham town, the ham caital of the world

a nothing to do small town about 30 minutes from everywhere. one middle school and one high school. and everyone is related to everyone. our biggest employer is the meat packing plant. smithfield foods.
Example:
smithfield, va...the ham capitol of the world!!


smithfield rhode island
A place which is ruled by smitty gang. Wit many parts such as eblock, etc it is a place for goats. With figures in it such as bbgoogs or Flynny it was a very popualated place. A town full of sweats on ps4 and xbox


smithfield high in rhode island
smithfield high school sucks why because we have more people droping out then ever. this school and the state of Rhode islane does not want us to become grads. They are making us do this dump things called "common task" but yet they do nothing for our common good they just make us look dumb. The students get along pretty well we all love to party and have a good time. this school is bad they lock the bathrooms on you then you get bitched at cuz you were out of class for 15 mins to use the bathroom. They suspend students for no reason they have them taken off school grounds by the cops then the student gets fined. kids fail because their teacher goes and has a baby and they dont replace her so the students learn shit then they have to be graded on shit they never learned and they have to take a final exam that some bitch of a twig made up on her own and just put random shit on it that we never even heard about this school doesnt give 2 shits bout us they just want us all to go to jail for doing nothing you cant even trust anyone that works there cuz they will go an tell everyone else everything about you
Example:
me: how come i never see you in school anymore?
dropout: i dropedout,
me: oh how come you are wicked smart
dropout: because i didnt have enough common tasks to graduate.
me: thats fucked up i cant believe that smithfield high in rhode island would let you drop out because of that.
dropout: yeah rhode island schools are wack


Smithfield Shim
Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
Example:
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”

“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”


Smithfield S'more
When you are getting a blow job and you quickly pullout, stick a jumbo marshmallow on the tip of your penis and jam it back in his mouth.
Example:
"This guy was giving me a blowjob last night so I hit him with the good ol Smithfield S'more. He choked so hard bits came out his nose."


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