Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure



Statistics
An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.
Example:
Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ


Statistics
The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.
Example:
Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"

Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"

Student 1: "Because I love math!"

Student 2: "...That isn't math."


Statist
Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, collectivist parasite which leeches off the productive private sector at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses statist law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...
Example:
A statist is just about anyone who's not an anarcho-capitalist


Statist
Someone who believes in the practice or doctrine of giving a centralized government control over economic planning and policy.
Example:
A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.


Statist
Anyone holding the paradoxical belief that people are more competent to govern each other than they are to make individual choices.
Example:
"They either want a war on drugs or a war on guns or a war on speech or a war on business. Stupid statists."


statistics
statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study.
Example:
science without statistics bears no fruit
statistics without science has no root


statistics
The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.
Example:
39% of all statistics are made up.


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