The Tugboat
The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you
take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then
ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the
barbwire and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.
Tugboating
by Captain_Solo98 on Oct 22, 2018 18:17:21
The art of masturbating by
looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a
tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.
tugboat
by GP the Guineapig on Sep 19, 2006 04:13:50
An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.
The
mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher
quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.
Named after a long, graceful
ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
Example:
"You see that
corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably
nail one of her tugboats without too much
effort"
Tugboat
by Fish Jibber on Oct 21, 2013 05:02:24
The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking
up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a
tooting sound like a
tugboat.
Tugboating
by Mr. The Saint on Mar 01, 2012 17:29:46
Like
the motorboat,
the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the
crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. Only instead of the breasts it is in the buttocks.
Example:
Guy 1: You know
Maria?
Guy 2:
Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2:
Respect.
tugboat
by Mountain Ted on Jul 08, 2011 12:15:52
While 2 guys are
docking, a
3rd male or female uses one hand to
jerk both off at the same time.
Example:
Bob: "Oh man I caught
Donny and Chris
docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(
awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."
tugboat
by Karl Trollinger on May 27, 2005 06:56:38
The act of
passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the
odor into another area via ones pants /
skirt / under garments.
Example:
KT: "
Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I
commend you on your respect for my office."
Tugboat
by Shittyhorse on Sep 29, 2011 13:04:23
tugboat
by THE SOCCER MOM on Jun 13, 2010 11:05:54
When a female or male give a man a handjob while
in the bath tub or hot tub when it is full of water. In this situation, the hand would be
the tugboat whilst the penis represents the boat being
tugged.
Example:
Dude, when
we got home, we decided to
relax and get in
the hot tub and she totally gave me a tugboat!
Tugboat
by nicecamper45 on Jun 03, 2013 09:33:12