Woolly Mammoth

A very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. Both men are in marching band.



Woolly Mammoth
Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.
Example:
Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"


Cloning the Woolly Mammoth
Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Example:
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.


chocolate woolly mammoth
A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her
Example:
For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.


Awkward Woolly Mammoth
Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.
Example:
Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.


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