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a human's

The thing you've lost faith in

humans

by Crapper McGee on Mar 28, 2004 12:15:34

Example:
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

human

by Chacotay on Sep 07, 2003 17:16:22

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.
Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Example:
Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!

Human

by Epicguyof1337 on Dec 08, 2014 23:46:52

1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.

2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.

Example:
1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.

2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.

Humanity

by MadMixG on Jun 02, 2014 01:40:51

A word for our species, the hope for humanity depends on how well we advance and excel.

Example:
The more definitions I read on here, my faith in humanity decreases a bit.

Humanity

by MutsKun on Nov 09, 2016 02:25:06

The worst, most stupid race on planet earth, only a few of their kind have proven to be smart.
Why is humanity so stupid you ask?

Go to these sites and look for yourself:
-youtube.com
-.9gag.com
-facebook.com
-stupidhumans.org

Example:
1) Wow, i have lost all faith in humanity.

2) The internet is the place where we see that humanity is fucked.

humans

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! on Jan 29, 2019 17:16:54

sad people who walk and cry til they die

Example:
did u know that i am a humans

Humanality

by xSelectivex on Jul 02, 2011 19:23:31

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Example:
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

Humans

by I’m going to play guitardrums on Jan 28, 2019 20:24:01

A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.

Example:
Fuck humans

human

by TheBigGuy on May 21, 2006 20:06:07

The only true monsters on the planet earth.

Example:
When humans ruled the world.

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