timber

Drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.



timber

by Da Sperminator on Mar 16, 2011 04:08:40

(n.) a massive, solid erection.
Example:
Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"


timber

by wakethedeamon420 on Dec 09, 2013 12:28:25

a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.
Example:
I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."

She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."


timber

by Cliff on Jan 26, 2004 13:30:22

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.
Example:
I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.


timber

by yosdk on Jul 17, 2005 21:45:17

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.
Example:
DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


timber

by ermatty on Jan 10, 2009 07:23:19

slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.


Example:
"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"

Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber


Timbered

by SD and BB on Dec 05, 2013 08:00:57

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.
Example:
Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!


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