axe
The preferred "tool" that an avetard likes to use to break open the door when they lock themselves out. The axe belongs to Henry and will be used to hit the door, damage it, and eventually open the door, but this avetard does not realize that he will have to pay for the damages to the door at the end of the yearaxe
Example:
girl: *cough* *cough* *COUGH*
guy: IS SHE OKAY?!
other guy: yeah, man, she's just choking on your axe.
girl: *cough* *cough* *COUGH*
guy: IS SHE OKAY?!
other guy: yeah, man, she's just choking on your axe.
axe
A conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. Often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant.
Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
Example:
"I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe."
"Get me some of that!"
"Me too!"
"Over here!"
"I want some!"
A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."
"I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe."
"Get me some of that!"
"Me too!"
"Over here!"
"I want some!"
A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."
axe
How some ghetto-dwellers say the word, "ask."
It is sometimes used as part of speech when talking in ebonics (yes, it is most frequently spoken this way rather than being written this way). It is definitely one way to butcher the English language -- albiet only a single word of it. :-(
It is sometimes used as part of speech when talking in ebonics (yes, it is most frequently spoken this way rather than being written this way). It is definitely one way to butcher the English language -- albiet only a single word of it. :-(
Example:
1:
{Tina}: Edward, may I axe you a question?
{Edward}: Don't you mean, "may I ASK you a question?"
{Tina}: That's what I just said! Can I axe you what all of those blown rubbers are doing on the bedroom floor every Saturday morning?
2:
Be sure to axe about the bloody ask in the trunk. ;-)
1:
{Tina}: Edward, may I axe you a question?
{Edward}: Don't you mean, "may I ASK you a question?"
{Tina}: That's what I just said! Can I axe you what all of those blown rubbers are doing on the bedroom floor every Saturday morning?
2:
Be sure to axe about the bloody ask in the trunk. ;-)
axe
v. axed, axing
1. To put a question to
2. To make a request of
3. To require or call for as a price or condition
4. To expect or demand
syn. for ask
1. To put a question to
2. To make a request of
3. To require or call for as a price or condition
4. To expect or demand
syn. for ask
Example:
1. When I realized my hunnie-sack was missing, I axed Lorenzo where it was.
2. I axed my ho to smoke my shaft.
3. I axed Bennie how much was that deuce-deuce.
4. I axed you once I ain't gonna axe you again.
1. When I realized my hunnie-sack was missing, I axed Lorenzo where it was.
2. I axed my ho to smoke my shaft.
3. I axed Bennie how much was that deuce-deuce.
4. I axed you once I ain't gonna axe you again.
axe
axe
A horrible smelling cologne that guys use.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.
People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.
People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
Example:
Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players!
Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players!
Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
axe
1. A type of spray that smells really really disgusting if you douse yourself in it
2. How ghetto people say ''ask''
2. How ghetto people say ''ask''
axe
such an amazing and caring person, they’re honestly incredible - they’ll be there for you when you need them and will cheer you up with no struggle . if you meet an axe, keep them forever, theyre one of the most wonderful people you’ll ever meet 🤬🤬. they’re very precious and funny and amazing, never lose them .
Example:
person 1: woah, is that axe ? he always has a goldfish with him
person 2: yeah, i think hes mowing the lawn.
person 1: woah.
person 1: woah, is that axe ? he always has a goldfish with him
person 2: yeah, i think hes mowing the lawn.
person 1: woah.