birch Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

birch

An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.

birch

by v0mitt on Jan 29, 2014 06:41:53

(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity

Example:
"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"

birch

by Domizan on Jul 21, 2006 05:25:37

A combination of a bird and bitch.

Example:
That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.

birch

by Kay-teaaaa (: on Feb 29, 2008 09:47:26

the promenade in the heart of Brea, California. Often referred to as Birch Street. Basically, the only fucking thing to do in Brea if your under 18 and can't drink or party. Includes two movie theaters and various shops, and is very close to the mall. Kids swarm it on the weekend, the place to go, when your not at the mall or at school or something elsee unimportant.

Pretty much truee. Yeahh i live theree. :

Example:
BOY 1 "Sheeeeeet Sonn, You going to Birchh tonight?"
BOY 2 "Hell Yeahh. Got no where elsee to be."
-OR-
GIRL 1 "Heyy, wanna hang out this weekendd?"
GIRL 2 "Hmmm, Birchh?"
GIRL 1 "Suree, unless you wanna go to the mall."

birch

by T. Pace on Oct 25, 2007 00:32:06

1. A red Bull and Vodka

2. A derogatory term for someone you don't want to call an outright bitch.

3. A name to address a crowd of people by

Example:
1. I am thirsty, im gonna drink a fuckin birch

2. fuck that birch

3. what's up birches? Someone bring me a birch

birch

by meow power on Nov 11, 2009 07:17:52

The polite version of bitch. Employing the word birch does not insult female dogs or any other animate living creature. It describes an extraordinarily mean female.

Example:
That girl just told me that I dress like a mangy slum rat. She is such a birch.

birch

by birch! on Nov 30, 2004 03:09:19

sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a bitch and is often called this after either a bitchy action or to force a quirky reaction to the name-calling

Example:
Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.

Birch

by Big Bird 3320 on Nov 30, 2015 13:20:04

The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.

Example:
" I'm here birch."

Birch

by mc. grabby on Mar 16, 2010 03:55:16

When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.

Example:
"imma go birch her."

Birching

by Assey McGee on Aug 30, 2019 02:21:00

The act of stalking a person's various saved documentation (such as social media, film reels, leaked recording in private settings etc.) in a quest to find something offensive and frivolous they may have said at any point in the past, regardless of what age or personal growth said person may have gone through since the time of. Disproportionately utilized against people who have made some kind of name for themselves in some way, shape or form since no one cares if Joe Nobody ever said something dumb.

Example:
Man 1: Josh Allen said the n-word on twitter back in 2012 when he a junior in high school! What a totally racist asshole!

Man 2: Dude, EVERYONE has said stupid shit at some point in their life, ESPECIALLY high schoolers! I'm not going to chastise someone for something obviously nonsensical they said as a dumb kid, where the only difference is that he was unfortunate enough to say it in a place that saves everything as opposed to normal face to face conversation. Especially when it's totally a coincidence it only came out after he became famous. Quit birching and get a real fucking hobby.

Sean Schemmel: Vic Mignogna's a homophobic piece of shit!
Dragonball fans: Hey Sean care to say anything about that leaked audio of you saying a homophobic slur while doing Goku's voice like 10 times in 9 seconds?
Sean Schemmel's: Hey that's not fair, this stuff is only valid when I'M not the one getting birched!!!

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