hitchhiker Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

hitchhiker

one whose primary mode of travel is hitchhiking, or (usually free) rides from motorists on the highway

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by CT and Justin on Nov 26, 2006 11:49:24

A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving.

Example:
If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.

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by EmmyFoofoo on May 06, 2008 08:27:06

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry

Example:
"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"

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by outlive on Dec 17, 2006 20:07:56

A hitchhiker is an item that is placed in a geocache, and has instructions to travel to other caches.
Sometimes they have logbooks attached so you can log their travels.
A Travel Bug is an example of a hitchhiker

Example:
Placed a hitchhiker in the last cache i found, i sure hope it travels the world!

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by mintymime on Feb 06, 2010 11:03:25

A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room.

Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.

Example:
"Carter's having trouble ditching that hitchhiker, crikey!"

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by Hoyrakor the Bloodghast on Jul 25, 2008 13:17:41

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.

Example:
hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american

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by Light Joker on Dec 06, 2005 09:10:20

to get free rides by standing next to the road and signaling drivers

Example:
I don't need to hitchhike to get to the store.

Hitchhiker

by Jonathan on Jun 01, 2005 05:28:40

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers

Example:
The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

Hitchhiker

by cyenu on Feb 04, 2005 09:47:24

One who knows where his or her towel is.

Example:
Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.

Hitchhiker

by D4A3F2M1H9 on Jun 13, 2010 16:09:31

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.

Example:
Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!

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