homeschoolers
A group of super-agents whose goal and objective in life is to keep America safe from Communists, Dictators, and general bad stuff. They have extensive operational history, the first known case was when
John Wilkes Booth was taken out by a homeschooled assassin. The most recent known case was a joint op with the Navy SEALS on the
Osama Bin Laden raid. Most homeschoolers don't talk about their operations, and stay secretive and shy so their mission
won't be in danger of being compromised.Today, homeschoolers
participate in extensive missions across the world, mainly in North Korea and Iran. The details of the missions are, of course, highly classified. All homeschoolers have been trained in martial arts and small group tactics, and 99% of them have qualified as "expert" according to Secret Service shooting standards. A select few have been trained in counterintelligence operations, and serve as double agents in the normal school systems. Most of the time, they're disguised as wimpy geeks and nerds.In many areas, there is a homeschool "base" consisting of fortified buildings, along with an armory. The locations of the bases are still unknown, but rumor has it most of them tend to be in secluded locations, such as Alaska, out West, and parts of upper Michigan. All homeschoolers are expected to be in a state of readiness and be able to report to their base of operations in no longer than 30 minutes to respond to any contingency operation by an enemy of the
United States.
homeschooler
by extra L on Sep 29, 2012 00:00:00
can be any of the following :
A a super nerd.
B a person who in
socially awkward
C a person who cant/wont go to school public for
personal reasons*
D a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and
almost always ends up looking and acting like "L" from DEATH NOTE. And after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap
E a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to associate with them, often the inventors of "the next big thing"
warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.
Example:
setting : public school
john : hi
ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me.
john : your wierd
ex-home school-er : DONT INSULT ME! *breaks johns arm*
the next day the ex
home schooler is sent a to a
mental institution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.
Homeschooled Weird
by Done it all dave on Dec 13, 2022 18:04:54
Example:
Person 1: Did you see those kids at
the library? They wouldn’t even make
eye contact when you talked to them at all!
Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of
Homeschooled Weird…
homeschooler
by IloveEveryoneBecauseIeatPlums on Jan 19, 2011 00:00:00
There are two types. Either extremely happy and spazzy and thinks everyone is his friend, or quietly keeps to himself and thinks of everyone as below him.
generally speaking,
someone who lacks
social skills, always has one or 5 too many buttons done up, has to ask a parent before using "the search engine", wears crew socks, is not
vegetarian, has youtube blocked on his computer, and has never been with
more than 1 kid his own age at once.
Homeschooler
by The ninja homeschooler on Mar 30, 2011 00:00:00
There are two different types.
Ninja
homeschoolers (I.E. People who don't have a say in the matter, and are forced against their will to be homechooled, and, if
you don't know them, you can't tell if they are homechooled. They usually wear cool clothes, and have good social lives, and are pretty trendy.
Then there are the scary (almost Mormon) homeschoolers. Who have NO
social life until collage, wear khaki or bluejean skirts and nearly bellbottom jeans, and polos, and only care about their grade, and their only friends are their siblings.
BY THE WAY!! IMMMA NINJA HOMECHOOLER SO SUCK IT
Example:
Person one: So, where do you go to school?
Ninja homeschooler: At my house!! It's freekin retarded!
Person one: Hi!
Stereotypical homeschooler: Um... Hi? Look
I have to go work on my
science project...
Homeschooler
by iwashomeschooled on May 16, 2011 00:00:00
Basically, all the
stereotypes you've ever heard about these people are true. They don't know how to dress, are virgins, and usually wish they lived in an earlier era where women wore corsets and people had slaves. They often correct people's English and hate the
government. You can tell someone is
homeschooled because they are super defensive about it whether you have attacked them or not.
Homeschooler
by "Normal" homeschooler on Nov 16, 2009 00:00:00
Someone who has no style whatsoever. Girls typically wear their
hair braided down to their knees, long jean skirts, and unusual vests. Boys wear camo, short tight jeans, old people shoes, and whatever else they can find at garage sales.
However their are
homeschoolers that you would never expect to be homeschooled. These people would be called "normal" kids with overly protective parents. They appear to be normal by their dress and
social life.