in minecraft

Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game



minecraft
a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.
Example:
"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."


Minecraft
What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Example:
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)


Minecraft
Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here
Example:
Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft


Minecraft
Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.
Example:
A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.


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