jiffed

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on



JIF
1: A brand of peanut butter

2: mistakenly said for GIF
Example:
1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J.

2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.


jiffing
The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".
Example:
As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"


jif
Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
Example:
"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)


jif
Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's.
It is also a peanut butter brand!
Example:
-Have you seen the new John Cena jif?!
-Jif is not a word!
-Mmmm... JIF...


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