lanyard
A
cord designed to
hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to
fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.
lanyard
by ANorell on Sep 28, 2010 13:27:37
A group of
Freshmen, usually at a College or University, named for the lanyards Freshmen often wear around their
necks with their ID and
keys.
Example:
Last Friday we just sat drinking on our
porch watching all the lanyards of
wandering and lost
freshmen pass by.
lanyard
by Anonymous on Oct 02, 2003 04:45:57
lanyard
by iLikeTurtles86 on Aug 27, 2009 22:55:13
lanyard
by geraldine merapoopoopoo on Jan 26, 2008 04:02:18
lanyard
by standard on Jun 24, 2004 10:33:31
Lanyard
by Punditos Maximos on Aug 31, 2018 03:52:40
A center-lefty
technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and
staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and
tryhard
Example:
A couple of lanyards came to the
DSA meeting and tried to
tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some
real work done.
lanyarding
by Allah Gomez on Dec 22, 2011 05:48:56
Lanyard-less
by CptBigBeard on Jan 23, 2021 02:27:02
Example:
Hey
Dave, nice
lanyard. This is a comment that would be given if Dave actually had a lanyard. Dave is
lanyard-less.
Spaniard Lanyard
by SpanishBull on Jan 25, 2017 04:20:12
When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles,
loop it up around the neck, tie a
slip knot and proceed to tighten the two
loops together. (A form of bondage)
Example:
"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half
titted 20yr old last night?"
"We tried out
the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."
"Last time I do that..."