middle of nowhere
anywhere that isn't the city. suburbs, countryside, small towns. places nobody's heard of unless they live there.the middle of nowhere
Buttfuck middle of nowhere
Example:
"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"
"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"
Middle Of Fucking Nowhere
In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.
Example:
"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"
"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"
The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere
To be in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere.
Hillbilly country.
To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.
Hillbilly country.
To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.
Example:
Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.
Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.
Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.
Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.
Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere
A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.
Example:
Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.
Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.
Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.
Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.
middle of butt fuck nowhere
Example:
Girl - where are you form
Guy - TudRuckersField
Girl wheres that?
Guy - In the middle of butt fuck nowhere
Girl - where are you form
Guy - TudRuckersField
Girl wheres that?
Guy - In the middle of butt fuck nowhere
M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere
To be in the middle of nowhere.