my cock

Looooong



wack my cock
a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Example:
Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!


cheese of my cock
The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
Example:
I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.


smoke my cock
A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?
Example:
While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.


glock my cock
What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off
Example:
After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)


Latest Searches

chatterbox, Man can, the circumstances, Ass Cancer, wht, STUPIDITY, yee, she asked me, thompsoned, colored water, UwU, is Russian, ratings, pool, Lason, CALL, the joke is, Stef, lifter, fuck at, anal probe, Hey There, i would rather die, stars, Logan Paul, Fuckery, Shelving, 7-Eleven, shaven, conversation starter, My ex-girlfriend, spring, Cunny Man, center stage, The Judge, An organism, Fan Fiction, ecko, Sativa, Words, Thinspiration, Yo tengo, significant other, wiggers, clotted, composer, at the gates, assumed, mid piece, Sistine Chapel, Not yet, Adv, retarted, dames, the likes, billiards, God have Mercy, Amyplier, adverb, Dat hoe, what happened to him, norcal, caucasion, Alycia, with sugar, Soda machine, Dosing, you’re in love, SkinHeads, Go, Easilier, Acculturation, if you say so, Veruca Salt, get changed, chands, Textual, Bring it On, teaching, Selfing, male prostitute, on the forehead, a pig, pull a specter, arching it, farter, season 3, i ate, insane, Zob, crapmostank, gasoline, the fake, heyyo, W124, fruity, Xxxx, an unwanted, Fort Bragg, venny, suspicous, a crash, goldfish, drop a banana, bad man, wfm, Ccs, gena, Kim Jong-il, ChaCha, PDX, Coding, dragon, should of, emberassment, smokey, arachnid, pizza is life, mystical, chant, doing shrooms, Awful, female slut, Groundskeeper Willie, Douchebags, bubble butt, Delusioning, Disorient, Piggybacking, ridah, Big Bad, cars, Farez, Grand theft auto, wanna ride, cracking an egg, disparaging, the native American, ScoMo, Def Jam, skud, Ion know, leather handbag, HANDLE WITH CARE, judges, click house, Aftermarket Autistic, on the street, emergency services, eg, large, Angus Dei, out of the ordinary, keeping score, no sex, the others, listening, uh huh, Phase 1, out to lunch, SSsssss, u turn, piece of bacon, Computer programmer, GnR, gall, B site, a Ghetto, FoRtNiTe, Cin, inline, The Italian, hotdog in a bun, conceived rights, lick, Absolute Legends, Gents, nauki, Earsing, doylum, throw a fit, triple sec, zombie dancin, Nne, force it, gand, el duderino, going the distance, antidepressants, I fucked her, The Mongols, feint, 12 inch, blowing joe, chicken pox, circus freak, its you, annoying, Amino, Fuck mode deactivate, my cock, chatterbox, Man can, the circumstances, Ass Cancer, wht, STUPIDITY, yee, she asked me, thompsoned, colored water, UwU, is Russian, ratings, pool, Lason, CALL, the joke is, Stef, lifter, fuck at, anal probe, Hey There, i would rather die, stars, Logan Paul, Fuckery, Shelving, 7-Eleven, shaven, conversation starter, My ex-girlfriend, spring, Cunny Man, center stage, The Judge, An organism, Fan Fiction, ecko, Sativa, Words, Thinspiration, Yo tengo, significant other, wiggers, clotted, composer, at the gates, assumed, mid piece, Sistine Chapel, Not yet, Adv, retarted, dames, the likes, billiards, God have Mercy, Amyplier, adverb, Dat hoe, what happened to him, norcal, caucasion, Alycia, with sugar, Soda machine, Dosing, you’re in love, SkinHeads, Go, Easilier, Acculturation, if you say so, Veruca Salt, get changed, chands, Textual, Bring it On, teaching, Selfing, male prostitute, on the forehead, a pig, pull a specter, arching it, farter, season 3, i ate, insane, Zob, crapmostank, gasoline, the fake, heyyo, W124, fruity, Xxxx, an unwanted, Fort Bragg, venny, suspicous, a crash, goldfish, drop a banana, bad man, wfm, Ccs, gena, Kim Jong-il, ChaCha, PDX, Coding, dragon, should of, emberassment, smokey, arachnid, pizza is life, mystical, chant, doing shrooms, Awful, female slut, Groundskeeper Willie, Douchebags, bubble butt, Delusioning, Disorient, Piggybacking, ridah, Big Bad, cars, Farez, Grand theft auto, wanna ride, cracking an egg, disparaging, the native American, ScoMo, Def Jam, skud, Ion know, leather handbag, HANDLE WITH CARE, judges, click house, Aftermarket Autistic, on the street, emergency services, eg, large, Angus Dei, out of the ordinary, keeping score, no sex, the others, listening, uh huh, Phase 1, out to lunch, SSsssss, u turn, piece of bacon, Computer programmer, GnR, gall, B site, a Ghetto, FoRtNiTe, Cin, inline, The Italian, hotdog in a bun, conceived rights, lick, Absolute Legends, Gents, nauki, Earsing, doylum, throw a fit, triple sec, zombie dancin, Nne, force it, gand, el duderino, going the distance, antidepressants, I fucked her, The Mongols, feint, 12 inch, blowing joe, chicken pox, circus freak, its you, annoying, Amino,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!