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mysterious mysteries
From Invader Zim, Mysterious Mysteries is the show that Dib watches constantly.
Example:
Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: Why do you have a head?

or

Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!


mysterious
Is someone that no matter what would you do, you won't be able to understand them, or to get straight answers, he is the guy/girl who is friends with everyone, can talk to whom they want, but still shares no secrets, no pain, nothing with someone else than themselfs... he is the guy that walks with his hands in his pockets, looks arround once a while, doesnt talk much, probably smokes, and have more than one talent, but doesnt use it to draw other's attention..
Example:
-Did you read that poem? its dark and cheerful.
-Well you can never know what *Name* thinks about he is Mysterious


mysterial
A mysterial is a mystery brake pad material of unknown quality, origin, performance, degradation or composition offered by a brake pad manufacturer for which no fucks are given as they should be focusing on a reliable supply of their popular core product offering.
Example:
Today I received a phone call from a manufacturer offering a new mysterial when I can't even get a supply of the popular materials.


Mystery
A brilliant mind, made for bettering the world. She sees into the depths and pulls people to the light. She is unknown while knowing everyone. She hides in the caverns of her own soul only to become more extravagant. She is beautifully and intriguingly loyal. She is a mystery.
Example:
There's only one Mystery


mysterious
Guy that usually walks around with his hands in his pockets. He is the owner of multiple v-necks he wears on a daily basis. He is boyishly good looking. There is also a high probability that he smokes cigarettes and plays guitar, but for some reason does not use his musical ability to draw women closer to him. You will more than likely spend your entire life wondering what made that person so interesting, even though you knew nothing about him.

Example:
girl in coffee house: Man..I wonder who that guy was who performing tonight..I tried to talk to him before he left but he was gone before I could get to him...what a mysterious character.


Mystery _____
Nickname for a beautiful, awesome girl who lives really close to you and whom you should have known for a long time but you've only met recently and she rocks your world.
Example:
Dude, have you met Mystery _____? How did we not know her all year??


Mystery
The term used to describe the act of when an individual takes a shit in the tank of a toilet, usually done as a result of revenge or a practical joke played on a less favourable person. When they flush the toilet, the shit is filtered through and exposed into the basin, where it creates a foul smell and a dirty basin.

The Source from where it's coming from remains a Mystery
Example:
hey man, reckon i should leave a mystery in that guys toilet ?

nah man, took me weeks to find where the smell was coming when someone did it to me


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