old fashioned

A drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.



Old Fashioned
The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.

As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Example:
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress


Old Fashioned
A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma
Example:
Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!


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