one in a million

Kick-ass song from the one and only guns n roses. axl talks bout his childhood when it all was totally fucked up, and by the way, you idiots, when he says niggers, he meant it in a way that people like the NWA say it, not in a derogetory sense, and when he says faggots, hes talkin bout some fuckin paedo who tried to rape him when he was a kid. u shud check it out if you're depressed



one in a million

by Cazo on Mar 19, 2009 12:01:12

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.
Example:
Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.


One In A Million

by One In A Million #1 on Jan 12, 2009 09:58:36

A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"
Example:
Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.

Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.


The one in a million

by Bondobrew on Feb 05, 2009 07:05:00

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
Example:
in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"


The One in a Million Clause

by phuntime on Apr 16, 2011 22:56:51

A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.
Example:
Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.

Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.

Mike: Well that must of stunk.


One Million Moms

by anon12093 on Feb 11, 2014 10:23:45

An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.
Example:
Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"


one million dollars

by unoriginal_name33 on Mar 15, 2017 06:32:37

One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.
Example:
Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.


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