running start

When one would like to involve themselves in sex acts with a very large woman it sometiems becomes neccesary to get a running start to drive the erect penis through the flab and hopefully into the vagina, asshole, and or belly button in some cases.



Running Start
(v.) In the absence of lubrication, sexual partners seeking to perform the sodomistic act of anal sex must oft be creative. The running start is a manuever where one partner steadies herself (usu. against a bed) while the other partner accelerates in the first's direction. At the end of the second partner's path lies a dry butthole therefore speed is necessary to perform this manuever.

Once adequate velocity is acheived, the second partner thrusts his erect penis into the anus of the first individual. Thus, the lubrication normally necessary to make this type of insertion is obviated.

Figure 1 depicts and accurate and scale representation of a running start in progress.


Fig. 1

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Example:
Girl, "We are all out of analeaze!"

Boy, "But you are trolling for vampires and I am so horny!"

Girl, "We could do it even though I am having my period?"

Boy, "That is fucked up. How about a running start?"

Girl, "Ok, I guess... I'm Ready..." **YIPE!!!**


Running Start Teabag
a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.
Example:
Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"


Running Start
Bring the hips out as far as they go and proceeding to commence a powerful hump to begin sex.
Example:
Woman: come on already
Man: let me get a running start
Woman: what? (proceeds to happen) AHHHHH!!


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