the prestige

When coitus is occurring and you notify your partner that you are wearing a condom to protect against pregnancy and STDs. But you are, in fact, going raw up in that bitch. When it results in a pregnancy, you disappear. It's based on the movie of the same title and the Houdini.



The Prestige
A sex act based on the 'Teleporting Man' illusion from the movie The Prestige.
An unsuspecting female participant engages in sex in the 'doggy style' position in a dark room with the 'Magician' while his friend hides in a cupboard. In the middle of the act, the Magician pulls out and his friend sneakily swaps into position as the magician quietly exits through a window.
The climax of the trick is when the magician re-appears at the door fully clothed and turns on the light and reveals himself to the much surprised participant.
Example:
Last night I brought home a girl that thought she was all that. Imagine her surprise when me and my dad got her with 'The Prestige'.


Prestige
Prestige - someone who thinks they are above everyone else social class and are too good for everyone. Usually used to describe girls when they act above their actual social status trying to act cool but in reality are the complete contrast and outcast of the society. Usually used in schools.

Usually can be ranked by the MW2 Prestige levels the higher the more prestigious therefore more cocky and jarring
Example:
She is so prestige.
She is prestige she would never go out with me.
She is acting so prestige but I am prestige 7. (therefore I am way out of her league.)


prestige
When you end your relationship with your current girlfriend to go after another girl who gives you the thrill of the chase. In reference to call of duty: you have the "trophy", but being at such a high level, you want more and you end up prestiging and starting at level 1 again.
Example:
"Yo man what happened to _____?"
"Who? ooooooo that jawn"
"I got really bored with it, so i decided what the hell it's time for me to Prestige."


Prestige
When you reach level 55 (at life) you got to the main menu, press on the barracks button, a new screen will pop up. There will be a group of buttons, you press the one on the bottom that reads "PRESTIGE". You will get another screen which gives you only 2 options, "OK" or "CANCEL", also on this page is a paragraph leading you away from pressing the "OK" button, if you do perhaps press "OK" you will get another screen, this screen gives you the same 2 options, it also leads you away from pressing "OK" again, this time scaring you with sentences like "You cannot go back!" If you still decide to proceed, and press "OK", you will then hear a gun shot. You think nothing has happened. You return to the menu and see that something isn't the same as it was before. Your level 55 is now 1!!!! You are horrified at first thinking you have wasted days of playing time (remembering this is still life we are talking about) for absolutely nothing. You want to kill yourself. But wait, you realize something else has changed, you have a snazzy new symbol beside your name. Your prestige has increased! Now everyone will be jealous and worship you forever.
Example:
Dude 1:Dude I just got my prestige up!

Dude 2:Why? Is there any point at all in doing that?

Dude 2:That's what you WOULD say, people like you getting so jealous of me!


Prestige
A Call Of Duty Gamer, having reached level 55 or 65, decides to trade in their self respect for a picture of a dog, or little ruby or something.
Example:
Dude 1: "Hey, can't wait to get my prestige badge"

Dude 2: "Why ?"

Dude 1: "Cos it means I'm awesome"

Dude 2: "But you're a cunt, and shit at playing COD4"

Dude 1: "Oh Yeah"


The Prestige
When nutting on my girlfriend's tits one day, i had her jerking me off. she put too much pressure on the underside of my dick so when i came nothing came out. She looked very surprised and took her hand off. In doing this she unleashed the pressure of the backed up cum and it came shooting out all over her face.

The name Prestige comes from her making my cum disappear, then reappear as the Prestige part of the act, all over her unsuspecting face.
Example:
I gave that chick the prestige last night, she didn't see it cumming.


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