Beefing

Yorkshire slang for being very hot. Roasting hot like roast beef.



Beefing
1.(v.) To use something without permission
while you're using it the person whom owns it has no idea you're using said object, and will never know you've used it.
Even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
Example:
a. I didn't pay my Internet bill so I'm beefing off my neighbors wi-fi.

b. I didn't bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i'm beefin' some entertainment from the Guy's laptop next to me. (too bad he's watching airwolf)

c. I didn't bring my own umbrella so i'm walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.


Beefing
Especially smelly farts, particularly from a dog.
Example:
My dog, Mac, was beefing all night after stealing a slice of pizza


Beefing
A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).
Example:
At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'


Beefing
The sexual act of inserting the penis (the beef) into an open orifice such as vagina, anus, mouth, ear, and/or nose. Extra spices can be added to the beef stick for more flavour
Example:
There was some hardcore beefing taking place in Drake's outhouse last night. I could smell that pepper all the way into my attic. Teddy looks like he has trouble walking today.


beef it
When attempting to perform a critical task, one over does things and fails miserably but also humorously.

To crash and fail
Example:
Jim was tryin to jump this car on his bike, but when he hit the ramp he was goin way to fast and just totally beefed it on the other side.

Whoa, did you see that guy? he just totally beefed it


beef
1. (n) - Meat from a cow

2. (n) - A grudge or conflict

3. (v) - To fart
Example:
1. Fuck McDonald's, let's go somewhere where the burgers are real beef.

2. Yeah, the US has got a real beef with Iran right about now.

3. Dammit, who beefed? Smells like ass in here now.


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