Comb-Over
An incredibly popular
men's hairstyle that
tells you everything you need to know about their personality, they're a
douchebag*Not to be confused with old-men-type comb-overs.*
comb-over
by Ari Stern on Dec 21, 2003 06:20:07
n., a
rearrangement of surrounding hair to cover a bald spot as completely as possible. Usually accomplished by
flattening strands of hair in widely-spaced parallel stripes across the afflicted region. Rarely successful, often calls attention to the
follically-challenged zone in question.
Example:
John
painstakingly arranged the twenty-four remaining hairs (down two from yesterday!) flat across his the center of his balding
pate. He separated the strands for maximum coverage, then secured and shined them with a dab of
Vitalis conditioner.
comb-over
by Super Gerbil on Jul 12, 2004 00:23:54
n. A method of attempting to hide
baldness by using the remaining
hairs on one side of the head to
comb over and cover the top of the head.
adj. An insult to one's intelligence
comb-over
by Maryann P. on Jul 15, 2006 10:57:39
n. the covering of a balding area of the head with whatever hair is left, usually resulting in a highly
unflattering hairdo and/or drawing direct attention to the balding spot itself. The suspect in question is usually a man of
middling age who believes he is
guarding a sacred secret.
Example:
Even Donald Trump sports the comb-over,
the ugliest of hairdos, taking hair from any part of the head and using it to
flap over the offending
bald spot.
comb-over
by suburbanite on Dec 21, 2003 02:15:37
1.
combing your last locks of hair over your
bald spot so that people can('t) tell that you are bald(ing)
2. a thorough looking-over (from the fine-tooth
comb expression)
Example:
That guy should just
shave his head
bald and stop using that obvious comb-over.
Give it one last comb-over before you
throw it out.
Comb Over
by Rick Swank on Aug 12, 2005 03:20:26
Any person who is trying to hide their
balding scalp with long strands of hair
combed in one direction.
comb-over
by menfromearth on Dec 25, 2003 10:02:47
Hairstyle sported by men who refuse to grow bald gracefully. Any remaining hair at the side of the head (sometimes also ear hair) is grown long and
combed over the top of the head (see also
egg in a nest).
Comb-overs are
ill advised in strong winds and any situation in which you would like to be taken seriously.
comb-over
by Liz on Dec 25, 2003 18:06:46
comb over
by Trauma Doc on Feb 19, 2006 09:26:24
comb-over
by urban linguist on Dec 24, 2003 03:56:10