Delivous

Something that is very good but also horrible at the same time; something that sucks and swallows



on delivered
a texting term meaning that someone has not responded for hours or in the worst cases days 😭
Example:
i’ve been on delivered for a week it’s cool tho she’s probably just taking a shower


delivered
the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”
Example:
bro he left me on delivered, his snap map says 3 minutes ago on snap and i sent him a snap 45 minutes ago


Deliver
To give in sexually to someone, usually because you owe them something.
Example:
John: You know, Carla still owes me dinner, but she says she doesn't have any money.
Collin: You can always ask her to deliver =).
John: Yeah, that's a good one.

Later,
John: You know Carla, I spoke to Collin earlier and he suggested you delivered instead of paying for dinner.
Carl: What?! You think I'm a slut! I'll pay for the next dinner like I told you.
John: You always say that but you never do, I really think we should have sex, you know, to calm down a bit.
Carla: You make me sick.


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