Pianist Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Pianist

Someone who is racist towards penises.

Pianist

by The Prodigy98 on Feb 01, 2011 11:29:27

Pee-uh-nist

You know what, I don't care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. Because it isn't. There is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. A pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over.

Any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they're only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their porn problems.

Example:
The pianist marched off the stage in triumph, after playing the most expertly performed concerto for years.

pianist

by cygnusx1 on Jan 02, 2009 01:11:48

Someone who plays the piano. This word is pronounced pee-AN-ist. Don't forget the A. We are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.

Example:
The pianist spent three hours perfecting his Hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.

pianist

by Piano<3 on Jan 22, 2021 00:16:01

A pianist is someone who is quite good with their fingers and they have great hand-eye coordination. Can't believe they asked why I was into them.

Example:
"Wow, I just love pianists."
"Why?"
"I can't believe how you have to ask. *le moan*"

pianist

by Poji on Aug 18, 2005 16:38:43

1. A person who plays the piano
2. The thing guys carry in their pants

Example:
1. I am a pianist who plays in concert halls.
2. So a man walks into a bar and whips out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...

pianist

by Lorelili on Dec 19, 2005 05:55:06

Somebody who plays the piano...

It's starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. A favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)

Example:
The pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra.

The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.

pianist

by mcbane on Apr 24, 2007 08:26:56

(noun) a person who plays the piano; a person who has survived years of torment with little or no resistance because the will to fight back has been beaten out of them by years of brain-washing

Example:
No, you can't stop taking piano lessons! Because I said so, and one day you'll be a great pianist and thank me. Now go practice! You'd best have that piece memorized before you get off that bench!

pianist

by Ass_Spelunker on Dec 28, 2005 08:37:43

A word that if you say three times fast, it sounds like you've got an obession with the male genitalia.

Example:
"Pianist, piantist, pianist"
Translates to
"Penis, penis, penis"

The pianist

by Bon, Duke & Jack on Apr 17, 2021 19:04:48

When one man docks over another man. And a 3rd male joins the party, he grabs both penis' with either hand and moves both hands backwards and forwards... Thus making him The Pianist.

Example:
Upon missing out on my mates having a good dock session i joined by role playing the pianist

pianist enlargement

by scodder on Jul 03, 2010 15:13:55

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

Example:
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

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