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Gari

A type of human characterized by a perpetual state of gaiety and being incapable of feeling genuine hatred. Garis are typically allergic to most foods, but, of course, are not at all allergic to friendship. Garis tend to scorn dating but are one of the most attractive and spicy subspecies of homo sapiens.

Gari

by joey6rings on Dec 01, 2018 07:54:46

Gari is a crisp and crunchy West African food made from grated fresh cassava with the excess liquid dried out. It can be eaten with Shito or mixed with sugar, smoked peanuts and milk to make soakings. Gari has saved more lives in West Africa than doctors have.

Example:
Outman: I am starving.
Einstein: You can eat the Gari in my chop box.

Gari

by Gift2Women on Aug 25, 2009 21:24:03

Gari, aka Hari, is the name given to any human remotely resembling a garden gnome. Common features of a Hari are prominent teeth, dirty panties and opinions that rarely affect the outcome of any situation. Recent investigations have shown another diagnostic feature of a Gari to be his commonly used phrase... 'here, drink this'. Gari's are often prevalent in areas of dense garden foliage, outside cinema toilets brandishing a lethal pair of soiled underwear and occasionally peering through the gates of playgrounds.

Example:
"Ahhh man...i think i just Gari'd my pants"

"I really feel like honking someone...anyone up for a Gari?"

"Welcome to Hari's House of Men!"

"Hey guys...my garden is really boring....is there anything i can buy to liven it up?"
"Buy a Gari!"

"Stupid Gari!"

Gari

by Chris Powell on Aug 11, 2003 06:19:39

Small and Elf like

Example:
Yo Yo u aint Lord of da rings, you just GARI

Gari

by Da Warran on Aug 09, 2003 20:32:10

Small and Clumsy

Example:
That brother is gari

Gary gary

by Leeroy Cheeseman on Nov 04, 2010 03:23:47

How to describe a perfectly rolled joint.

Example:
You: "Mate that joints a total gary gary!"

On The Garys

by Loplop509 on Jul 02, 2010 06:26:13

When you have done something so stupid, that the only reason for you doing so can be that you have infact taken pills.

Example:
Dolan: "AY STE!"

Ste: "What?"

Dolan: "WITH A HAIRCUT LIKE THAT YOU MUST BE ON THE GARYS LAD!"

Gary

by Comrade Boris on Feb 27, 2020 08:57:35

No definition needed, just the name of an uncle who is always drunk

Example:
Uncle Gary, I know you're here. Get off Urban Dictionary and pick up your kids

Gary

by kalidorma on Mar 08, 2009 12:35:58

A man who is incredibly sexy, but also funny. He tends to be a girl's dream guy. He's also really good in bed.

Example:
He is such a gary in bed.

Gary

by ah95425 on Oct 20, 2019 18:27:31

A critical bug in a computer program, resulting from a minor and understandable but still really bad mistake, that can take hours to figure out and fix. Named for Gary Gillespie, a Computer Science professor at UC San Diego, since he is prone to making small mistakes in his lectures that can drastically change their meaning.

Example:
Our professor told us to use sizeof(char)' instead of the number eight to make our code more readable, and it broke my program. Well it turns out sizeof returns the size in bytes, not bits, and all my code broke. What a Gary...

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