Gari

A type of human characterized by a perpetual state of gaiety and being incapable of feeling genuine hatred. Garis are typically allergic to most foods, but, of course, are not at all allergic to friendship. Garis tend to scorn dating but are one of the most attractive and spicy subspecies of homo sapiens.



Gari
Gari is a crisp and crunchy West African food made from grated fresh cassava with the excess liquid dried out. It can be eaten with Shito or mixed with sugar, smoked peanuts and milk to make soakings. Gari has saved more lives in West Africa than doctors have.
Example:
Outman: I am starving.
Einstein: You can eat the Gari in my chop box.


Gari
Gari, aka Hari, is the name given to any human remotely resembling a garden gnome. Common features of a Hari are prominent teeth, dirty panties and opinions that rarely affect the outcome of any situation. Recent investigations have shown another diagnostic feature of a Gari to be his commonly used phrase... 'here, drink this'. Gari's are often prevalent in areas of dense garden foliage, outside cinema toilets brandishing a lethal pair of soiled underwear and occasionally peering through the gates of playgrounds.
Example:
"Ahhh man...i think i just Gari'd my pants"

"I really feel like honking someone...anyone up for a Gari?"

"Welcome to Hari's House of Men!"

"Hey guys...my garden is really boring....is there anything i can buy to liven it up?"
"Buy a Gari!"

"Stupid Gari!"


Gari
Small and Elf like
Example:
Yo Yo u aint Lord of da rings, you just GARI


On The Garys
When you have done something so stupid, that the only reason for you doing so can be that you have infact taken pills.
Example:
Dolan: "AY STE!"

Ste: "What?"

Dolan: "WITH A HAIRCUT LIKE THAT YOU MUST BE ON THE GARYS LAD!"


Gary
A critical bug in a computer program, resulting from a minor and understandable but still really bad mistake, that can take hours to figure out and fix. Named for Gary Gillespie, a Computer Science professor at UC San Diego, since he is prone to making small mistakes in his lectures that can drastically change their meaning.
Example:
Our professor told us to use sizeof(char)' instead of the number eight to make our code more readable, and it broke my program. Well it turns out sizeof returns the size in bytes, not bits, and all my code broke. What a Gary...


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